My Take on Pommes Anna, Potatoes drANNAn

My Take on Pommes ANNA, Potatoes drANNAn

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Scientist Lee Drannan Smithson and
A Perfectly Roasted Chicken Cooked on
His WaterBroiler®-WaterRoaster™ Pan
In Just 3 Minutes of His Time
And 1 1/2 Hours of 350° Oven Time.

Free Recipe Booklet of Quick and Easy Recipes

Eight Lamb Chops

Broil and Roast With
No Smoke!  No Splatter!
No Flare-ups!
No Scrubbing Ever!

Prime Beef Rib Roast

Prime Rib Roasted on the WaterRoaster Pan.WtAs
Eight Lmb Chops Broiled on the WaterBroiler Pan
The Most Hated Piece of Cookware Ever Fabricated!

"The Absolute Best Broiler Pan" 

"My husband LOVES it.
Easy to 
Clean.
Steaks were Great."

"Our Salmon was More
Moist and Tastier than Ever."

"My husband LOVES it.  Easy to Clean. Steaks were Great."
"Our Salmon was More Moist and Tastier than Ever."

Over 1000 Savvy Texans read the enlightening article and ordered
The WaterBroiler® Pan - WaterRoaster™ Pan

Three Grateful Texans wrote:

"My husband loves your WaterBroiler Pan so much,
he now refuses to grill outdoors."

"My husband says we may never use a skillet again!"

"I've waited all my life for a pan like this."

 

Chef Pierre Franey says in The New York Times, 
"Recently I received an excellent piece of equipment for
broiling that works wonderfully, 
not only for broiling but for a
variety of things. 
It is called a WaterBroiler pan and rack."

The Pan, The Rack, and The Tongs Clean Beaufifully in Your Dishwasher, too.Si

After Broiling (Grilling) the Three Hamburgers Above,
The Video Below Proves The Pan Can Be Cleaned in a Minute.

The Science and Common Sense Behind
 The WaterBroiler® Pan - The WaterRoaster™ Pan

The WaterGrill™ Pan -The UpSideDownGrill™ Pan

Which Makes This Truly Revolutionary Cooking Pan 
"1000 Times Better than the broiler pan
that came free with my oven."

"The Best Roasting Pan You Will Ever Buy."

"The Best Broiler Pan on the Planet."

Order The WaterBroiler Pan/Forkula Tongs Set Without
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 INCLUDING THE SHIPPING AND RETURN POSTAGE
SAYS YOU WILL FALL IN LOVE WITH THIS  PAN.

If this isn't The Most Lovable Cooking Pan You Have
 Ever Used, Return it Within One Year for a Full Refund.
 There is Only One Condition!

The Pan MUST be Returned in USED Condition!

Because...
 After You've Used This Pan!
Tasted the Food 
Cooked on This Pan!
  And Cleaned This Pan in a Minute! 

I Know You Won't Give It Up for Anything!

What Else Can You Buy With a Guarantee Like That?

            FROZEN NY STRIP STEAKS                        BROILED 7 MINUTES             TURNED        BROILED 6 MINUTES

Click the Next  Video For The Proof that You Can Now
  Broil (Grill) Hamburgers Under Your Oven Broiler (The Grill) with
 No Smoke! No Splatters! No Flare-ups! 
No Burned Drippings!
Watch the Fast Motion Video to the End to See How You Can
Instantly 
Turn Hamburgers  with the Forkula® Tongs Invention
 While The WaterBroiler Pan is Still Under  Your Oven Broiler!


The WaterBroiler® Pan And Forkula® Tongs Set is $65.00
Plus $10 for Priority Mail Postage to
All 50 States and U.S. Territories by U.S. Postal Service.

You Can Expect Delivery in 2-5 Business Days After Ordering. 

Ohio Residents will be charged 7.5% Ohio Sales Tax ($5.63  for Each Set).  

The Set Includes my FREE 24-Page Booklet of Easy
And Simple Recipes Which Will Make You a Good Cook
Even if You Don't Like to Cook or Don't Know How to Cook!

Some Cooks Have Written that My Simple, Delicious
Recipes are Worth The Price of The Pan!

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is an automatic $10.00 Charge for Postage, Canadians will be
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To PROVE that it Works Exactly as Promised,

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The Houston Chronicle says,
"Inventive pan eases cleanup...

It minimizes smoke, splatters, and scrubbing"

 

"I LOVE this pan. Awesome Results with the Easiest Clean-up Ever."

"I LOVE this pan. Retired chef who hates doing dishes."

"Got it. Used it. Cleaned it. Loved it. Worth every penny."

 

Ann Heller, Food Editor of the Dayton Daily News,  says,  

"Dayton inventor's WaterBroiler and Forkula
make life easier for home cooks."
"Lee Drannan Smithson calls himself a scientist. An inventor.
Occasional 
caterer. Add to that minimalist and iconoclast --
for in his kitchen, the 
former chemist smashes some of
the prevailing wisdom 
of home cooks.

Home is the 1869 Bossler Mansion in St. Anne's Hill, a
30 room house 
that would have had servants to do the cooking
when it was built. Smithson, a bachelor, is the ultimate quick cook.
His idea of cooking is to unwrap the meat and put it on the pan
and tuck it into the oven. "It takes me all of 3 minutes," he says,
"And that includes cleaning the pan."
Make that The Pan.
For the pan that he designed, trademarked and has been 
selling for 30 years is the secret to his success in the kitchen.
He calls it a WaterBroiler, which does double duty as a WaterRoaster.
  Designed to eliminate smoke, splatter, flare-ups and tedious scrubbing,
it is a two-part pan that looks so simple, it invites skepticism. 

He had become disenchanted with grilling because of the
carcinogens that can be produced, and he turned to broiling
but "that was a mess and a chore" because of the broiler pan.
"The old-style broiler pan is the problem," he says.
"The smoke comes from the rack, not the meat," he says.

Being a scientist, he decided to find a better way and developed the
WaterBroiler. Smithson says the pan works because of science."


  

The WaterBroiler® Pan - WaterRoaster™ Pan
WaterGrill™ Pan - UpsideDownGrill™ Pan
(Four Drannan Trademarks for the Very Versatile Two-Part Pan) 

And Forkula® Tongs Inventions

 Are Registered in the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.

The Pan, The Grill Rack, and The Tongs are
Made of Easy Cleaning 100% 
18/8 Stainless Steel.
All Three Pieces Clean Beautifully in Your Dishwasher, too.

Here's The Lovable Solution to All Your Hateful
Broiling, Grilling, Roasting, and Turning Problems.

Here's Why Steaks Taste Better when Broiled from Frozen!

Frozen Steaks Take a Few More Minutes to Broil to a Crispy Exterior
While the Frozen Center Prevents Overcooking!
The 1/2" Center of  1" Steaks Cook Perfectly...Medium Rare.

My two favorite steaks are a 1" thick marbled Rib-Eye
And a 1" thick New York Strip (aka Boneless Top Loin).

Broil Seven Minutes until Crispy Brown.
Turn and continue broiling for six more minutes.

Once you Eat a Steak Broiled from Frozen,
You Will Freeze All Your Steaks Before Broiling.

Hamburgers can be Broiled from Frozen for
Convenience, but
 Cook them Well-Done.
It is NOT Safe 
to eat Rare or Medium Rare Hamburgers!

Imagine The Ease and Convenience.

When you don't have time or energy to cook, 
pull frozen steaks or hamburgers out of your freezer and
Broil them while you're 
microwaving the vegetables
and potatoes and 
making a salad and setting the table.

You can be sitting down to a steak dinner in about 29 Minutes.
Add One Minute to CLEAN the WaterBroiler Pan.

You Can Buy The WaterBroiler Pan/Forkula Tongs Set
And a Lifetime of Trouble-Free Broiling and Roasting for
  About the Cost of One Steak Dinner in a Good Restaurant.

"Got it. Used it. Cleaned it. Loved It. Worth Every Penny." 
The Pan, The Rack, and The Tongs Clean in a Minute with a Soft
Dishbrush and Clean Beautifully in Your Dishwasher, too.


"If there were a Nobel Prize for Cookware Design, You'd Get my Vote."

"It's the greatest cooking invention since the stove."

"Why doesn't the whole world know about this pan?"

"Wow. We're Speechless. We LOVE the Pan. You are a Genius."

 

"The WaterBroiler is fantastic! I am so glad I bought it."

"Perfect! Used for 1st time, Clean up a breeze.
Should have bought sooner!"

"Excellent time saving, taste enhancing product at excellent price!"

"Way better than that huge thing that came free with my stove!  Love it."

"Unbelievable product, better than advertised."

"Why are you keeping this wonderful product such a secret?

The Rack is Right. The Metal is Right. The Shape is Right. The Size is Right.

The Handles are Right.  Most Broiler Pans Don't Even Have Handles!!

The 18/8 Stainless Steel Grill Rack is Right.

Unlike the ill-conceived perforated sheet metal rack on
Common Broiler Pans which allow only a Small 
Fraction of the
Drippings to Slowly drip through those sparsely spaced holes or slots,

The  WaterBroiler 18/8 Stainless Steel Grill Rack Allows Virtually
All The Drippings to Instantly Drop into the Drop (drip)
 Pan.

Absolutely no smoke, no splatter, and no flare-ups come from this rack.

The 18/8 Stainless Steel Metal is Right.

Both the Drip Pan  AND The Grill Rack are made of  Expensive

100% 18/8 Stainless Steel for More than Beauty and Endurance. 


18/8 Stainless Steel is a poor heat conductor,  the perfect metal for a
Broiler-Roaster Pan that does NOT need to get HOT to cook perfectly.


Of course, my pan gets hot, but not as hot as quickly as pans made of
  good-heat-conducting aluminum, black porcelain steel, or clad metals.

Buyer Beware when Buying Stainless Steel  Cookware!
Did you know?  There are Over 100 Kinds of

Stainless Steel  based on Different Chemical Compositions!

By DefinitionStainless Steel  is Any Iron Based Alloy that contains
at least 11% Chromium.  Stainless Steel that meets that minimum
definition is NOT good for Cookware.  It is reactive to acidic food.

18/8 and 18/10 Stainless Steel are The Two Best Kinds for Cookware. 

18/8 Stainless Steel contains 18% Chromium and 8% Nickel.

18/10 Stainless Steel contains 18% Chromium and 10%  Nickel.

They are practically identical. Slight % Nickel is allowed.  

Here's How to You Can Test Your Stainless Steel  Cookware:

A magnet will STICK to Cheap Stainless Steel that contains No Nickel.
If a Magnet Sticks, you got Stuck with Cheap Stainless Steel.
A magnet will NOT STICK to Expensive 18/8 nor 18/10 Stainless Steel.

The Round Pan Shape is Right.

Unlike unwieldy rectangular pans with hard to clean corners, the
12 inch Round Pan (not including handles) is Thoughfully Designed 
To Fit IN Divided Sinks. To Fit IN Dishracks. To Fit IN Dishwashers.

The 12 Inch Diameter Pan Size is Right. 

Unlike typical broiler-roaster pans that are too big for everyday use,
 The 12 Inch Diameter Round Pan is  Perfect  For Most Households.

It holds Five 4 inch Diameter Hamburgers.
Eight 3 1/4 inch Diameter Hamburgers.  Four NY Strip Steaks.
A Beef Rib Roast for 8.  Half-a-Ham.  
An 11 Pound Turkey. 
A Pork Crown Roast with 14 Chops.  A Boston Butt Roast.

It's so Easy to Use and Clean, it's The Perfect
Cooking Pan for Singles and Couples, too.

 The Handles are Right.

Most broiler pans don't even have handles!

The Easy-to-Grip Handles are Welded to
The WaterBroiler-WaterRoaster Pan Where They Belong.

Some Foolish broiler pans have handles on the rack! 

This Pan Hangs Beautifully on Your Potrack for Daily Access.

"Used 11 times the first week! Helps my diet."

Common Roasting Pans and Common Professional Roasting Pans
Are Carelessly Fabricated with No-Handles or Dropped-Handles
which are difficult to lift-up 
without burning your fingers. 


Easy Recipes in the 24 Page Booklet

Best Hamburgers in the World.
Steaks.  Prime Rib.  Beef Tenderloin.
Roast Chicken, Turkey, Cornish Hens.

Lamb Chops.  Pork Loin.  Salmon.
Baked Half-a-Ham.  Garlic Shrimp.

Roasted Potatoes, Onions, Carrots, Garlic, Squash, Turnips,  Eggplant, Fennel, Peppers, Tomatoes.
Broiled Bananas and Pineapple. 

Several Original Recipes
That don't use the WaterBroiler Pan.
Tortilla Soup. Dulce de Leche Ice Cream. Bread Pudding made with Microwave Baked Bread!  Soused Apple Cake, the Groom's Cake at Weddings I Catered

 For the Cost of One Dinner in a Good Restaurant,
You Will Gain A Lifetime of  Healthy, Trouble-Free Broiling 
Grilling,  And Roasting, and I Will Gain a Grateful Friend for Life.

Sapere posted this review on Cooks Illustrated Bulletin Board:

"I bought Drannan's WaterBroiler, guessing that the Pan would not
be as ideal as it claims, but still better than the usual broiler pans. 

In other words, I thought it was too good to be true, but since he
promised a money-back guarantee, it was a low-risk experiment.

It turned out that the pan delivered everything it claimed.
I used to avoid broiling due to the mess and smoke. 

Now I broil almost every day. It may sound sappy but this pan
has really changed the way I cook. And no, I am not a paid
spokesperson for the product...just a converted skeptic."

The WaterBroiler Pan and Forkula Tongs Set is
The Most Useful, Most Appreciated Gift for
  Weddings, Birthdays, and Christmas.

Many cooks have ordered two, one for each home.

"I'm tired of wagging your pan back and forth between my homes."

Orders of Two or More Sets will be Individually Boxed and Mailed
In a Master Carton to Keep Individual Boxes in Pristine Condition
For Gift Wrapping. The Individual Boxes are Mailable, too.

To save you the trouble and cost of mailing, we can mail
the gifts for you with no additional postage to U.S. Residents. 
Email us the names and addresses of the gift recipients 
and
what you want us to write on the gift card 
and how to sign it. 

"Works just as described. My husband LOVES the
WaterBroiler Pan. 
Easy to Clean. Steaks were Great."

You Can Now Broil The Best Tasting Steaks
From Frozen!  
No Thawing Needed!  No Thawing Advised!

A Free Recipe Booklet of Quick and Easy Recipes
Will Be Included With Your WaterBroiler®-WaterRoaster™ Pan.
The Simple Recipes Will Make You a Good Cook Even If You Don't
Know How to Cook, Don't Like to Cook, or Don't Have Time to Cook. 
 

"I've used your Potatoes drANNAn Recipe Countless Times." 

I changed the Pommes Anna Recipe to be healthier by using
Extra Virgin Olive Oil Instead of Butter. I couldn't resist naming
them after myself after I noticed that the middle part of my
middle name, DrANNAn, spells ANNA.  Many cooks have written
that my very easy, delicious recipes are worth the price of
The Pan. I hope you will write, too. It will make my day! 

"It is a joy to broil without smoking up the kitchen or having
to clean the oven. 
The ease of cleaning is wonderful, and
I enjoy not having grease splattered 
all over the broiling area. 
The Forkula Tongs are also excellent." 
 Dr. Paul Gorsuch, M.D. Texas



This Versatile Pan is Also
"The Best Roasting Pan You Will Ever Buy." 

My WaterBroiler® Pan AND Forkula® Tongs Inventions
Made The New York Times on Separate Occasions,
Quite a Feat for a Broiler Pan And a Pair of Cooking Tongs!

Here's How You Can Easily Use and Easily Clean
This Truly Revolutionary Cooking Pan in a Minute.

It Couldn't Be Easier! Or Be Cleaner! Or Be Simpler!

Use The Pan Under Your Oven Broiler When Broiling
And In Your 350°F Oven When Roasting.

The Pan is NOT designed for stove-top use.

                   1. Pour 1½ Cups of COLD WATER into The Pan Before
                                                                   Broiling and Roasting...About 1/4 Inch of Cold Water.

                        Fear not. The water will NOT steam the food in this
                        'poor heat conducting' 18/8 Stainless Steel Pan.
                        It takes 2 Hours in a 350°F Oven for the Water to Boil. 

                  2. Place the Grill Rack on TOP of the Pan. Place Food on
                      Top of The Grill Rack. Never Cover the Food!

                  3. Broil UNDER Your Oven Broiler or Roast IN Your 350°F                                        Oven, The Ideal Roasting Temperature.


 The Poor Heat Conduction of The 18/8 Stainless Steel
      Drip Pan AND The 18/8 Stainless Steel Grill Rack are the
     Two Essential Design Secrets of this Revolutionary Pan.


Cold Water is The Third Secret
Pouring Cold Water into the Pan Before Broiling and 
 Roasting has Profound Cleaning And Taste Benefits.

The Cold Water Cools The Drippings and Prevents Sticking
And Bake-ons which makes the Drip Pan Super Easy to Clean.

The Water also has a Profound Taste Benefit.
The water evaporates slightly (does NOT boil) to add a small
amount of moisture to the oven to keep food juicy and succulent.

Hand Basting is Now a Thing of the  Ancient Past!

The Mirror-Polished 18/8 Stainless Steel Drip Pan and Grill Rack

Easily Clean in a Minute with a Soft Dishbrush or Dishcloth.

NO STEEL WOOL NEEDED.  NO GREEN PADS NEEDED.
NO SCRUBBING EVER NEEDED.  GUARANTEED.

The Pan, Rack, and Tongs also Clean In Your Dishwasher.

CAUTION:
Don't think you can pour cold water into your Old-Style
Broiler Pan and get the same result.  No, You Can't!

Yes, water will make old-style drip pans easier to clean,
but pouring water into common broiler pans will NOT prevent
Broiling Smoke, Splatter, Flare-ups, and Scrubbing Problems
That Come From Hot Drippings that Puddle and Burn on Cheap
Perforated Sheet Metal Racks with a few Inane 'drip' holes.

 Inventive Smoke-Free Broiler Pan
Easy Cleans in a Minute! No Scrubbing Ever!
"Ahhhh......To Broil Again!"
"Tomorrow, I throw out the old broiler pan."

"1000 times better than the broiler pan that came free with my oven."

 

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Based upon Over 1000 Unpaid Testimonials From Delighted
Cooks, 
A Few Chefs, and A Few Enlightened Food Authorities, 
My 
WaterBroiler® Pan - WaterRoaster™Pan
WaterGrill™Pan - UpSideDownGrill™ Pan 

May Be The Most Highly Praised, The Most Lovable,
The Most Trouble-Free Cooking Pan Ever Created.

 I have never paid for an endorsement.  I didn't need to, and
It would be against my scruples to ever pay for a testimonial.

The buyers I have quoted with names have given me permission 
to use their names and quotes without any compensation.

Buyer Beware of Paid Celebrity Endorsements and
Paid Affiliate Advertising where Reviewers Get Paid. 

Scientist Lee Drannan Smithson Reveals How You Can
Broil (Grill) Steaks and Hamburgers Under Your Oven Broiler
And How You Can Roast a Chicken in Your Existing Oven
With No Smoke! No Splatter! No Flare-ups! No Scrubbing Ever! 
 

RGTemp posted the following  UNPAID Testimonial:

"THE GREATEST BROILER/ROASTER PAN.

What a wonderful invention!

I never used my broiler because I hated the smoke,
flare-ups, and worst of all...cleaning the pan afterwards!

Now that I have a WaterBroiler, I use my broiler all the time!
No smoke, no flare-ups, and clean-up is too easy!

Your broiler is one of the best tools you have to cook, but
most of us never use it! With this pan you will use it a lot!

I LOVE this pan! Awesome results with the easiest clean-up ever!

Lobster tails to die for, with zero mess! I have purchased 3 of these
awesome pans, and I plan to buy more as they make wonderful gifts.

My hats off to Mr. Smithson and The Drannan WaterBroiler!"

You Can Now Broil and Roast Delicious Food Like This
 With Virtually No Effort and No Cooking Experience.

 The Simple Recipes in The Recipe Booklet Make it Easy.

 

"No broiler smoke in the kitchen again last night."

"My wife, who was skeptical of my purchase, says,
'This pan is just Great! One of our best kitchen purchases.'

Thought I'd add my name to those who appreciate
The Best Broiler Pan On the Planet.
  Each Time We Use it we Smile."  

Bryan D***,  Lake Oswego, Oregon

"I LOVE the WaterBroiler Pan.  It made a great cook out of me."

"I can't believe it.  The best results I've ever had, and I'm a darned
 good cook. I don't know how I've lived this long without this pan.
Not a word of hype or exaggeration.  I've never seen anything
to beat this."   Mrs. O'Brien, Boca Raton, Florida. 

"The WaterBroiler Pan is Fantastic.  A Must Have Item."
"Fantastic product.  Cooked the best hamburgers ever."
"Cooked the best roast chicken we have ever eaten."

"I cooked four Cornish game hens for Christmas.
We've never tasted juicier poultry."

"My wife's favorite pan."  Larry F. Byard 

"For the tired husband who is forced to do the pots and pans,
it's the greatest invention since the wheel.  I can't help but feel that
any household that hasn't your WaterBroiler Pan is missing a real bet.
I cheer you everytime I do the pots and pans.
  Robert L. Hays, Cleveland, Ohio

You may also mail a check or money order for
$75.00 ($65 plus $10 Postage) to
Drannan Cookware Co.
136 S. Dutoit Street
Dayton OH 45402
Ohio Residents should Add 7.5% Sales Tax ($5.78 for each set). 

Toll Free Phone:  1-800-227-7066.

Feel Free To Phone If You Have Any Questions.
I Enjoy Talking to my Customers and Potential Customers.

Email us for shipping costs to other countries.

Send email to drannan@prodigy.net

For many years, my pans, racks, and tongs were proudly made
in Ohio and Indiana. 
Unfortunately, the cost of making them
here increased 
to more than my selling price a few years ago.

To keep selling them at an affordable price, they are now made
exclusively for Drannan Cookware in India.  They are still made 
of expensive, high quality 100% 18/8 Stainless Steel Polished
To A Mirror Finish just like they were made in the U.S.A.

Copyright © 1975-2020 by Lee Drannan Smithson. All rights reserved.

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Barbara Flanagan says in Flanagan's Smart Home,
The 98 Essentials for Starting Out, Starting Over, Scaling Back

"The broiling pan of the future is here,

its design informed by Lee Drannan Smithson's conviction:

The broiling process is not inherently brutal, but is,
in fact, a peaceful cooking technique made 
violent and disgusting by "ill-conceived" pans.

In 1975, a new kind of broiler pan was quietly launched by
Lee Drannan Smithson, a chemist now living in Dayton, Ohio.

He trademarked his invention, a deceptively simple device, as
The WaterBroiler®-WaterRoaster™ and has been selling it to
consumers, one by one, 
via direct mail and website ever since.

Its simplicity only dramatizes its success, which comes
from not doing what other pans have done.

After a pan full of burgers or chicken legs has been
broiling for a while, the first surprise is silence.  No splashing,
no burbling, no sizzling, no screeching of the smoke alarm. 

When the meat is done, it tastes the way it looks,
just 
like ad copy always says: moist on the inside, crisp
on the outside.  Afterwards, the pan needs no scouring, 

just a trip through the dishwasher's regular cycle. 

That his innovation has not become a mainstream commercial
product, ubiquitous as the colander, explains a lot about design.

Unless the product can sell itself, by looking like what it's
supposed to look like, it can't compete in the big marketplace.
A product that needs explaining, like his, is a hard sell.

And that's part of its charm. It reminds you that the big companies
don't have all the answers after all. The inventor/entrepreneur
 is still alive and well, 
cooking silent burgers in Ohio."

 

The Greatest Broiler-Roaster Pan

By Scientist Lee Drannan Smithson

Before I Can Begin to Convince You that my Pan Will Instantly
Solve All Your Broiling, Grilling, and Roasting Problems,
You Need to Know The Hidden Cause of Those Problems
That has Escaped the Notice of Almost All American
Cooks, Chefs, Food Editors, and Food Authorities.

As a Young Analytical Chemist, Over 50 Years Ago,
I Made a Shocking and Life-Changing Cooking Discovery.
All Hateful Broiling and Roasting Problems Are Caused By
ill-Conceived Broiler Pans And ill-Conceived Roasting Pans
Like Those Hateful Ones In Most American Kitchens!

The Common Broiler Pan IS The Broiling Culprit.
The Common Roasting Pan IS The Roasting Culprit.

Here's The Hateful Broiler Pan of The Past that
Came Free With Stoves for 100 Years that Drove
Cooks to Jump Out of The Broiler Pan into the Fire.

 



Everything About That ill-Conceived Broiler Pan is Wrong! 

Wrong Rack.  Wrong Metal.  Wrong Shape.  Wrong Size.

I hated that old broiler pan above that came free with
my oven so much, I 
vowed to do something about it.

The First Rule 
The Scientific Method is Observation, so
I pulled up a stool to my wall oven with a stop-watch in hand.
I Stared at Hamburgers as they broiled on that old broiler pan for
 5 minutes and 47 Seconds, never taking my off the hamburgers.

Am I the only person in the world to ever do this?  Probably. 
That Experiment Opened my Eyes to The Broiling Problem!

Here's what I Saw and Did NOT See.
 The Hamburgers Were Totally Innocent.
No Visible Smoke! No Visible Splatter! No Visible Flare-Ups!
Came Directly From the Hamburgers!

ALL the Visible Smoke, Splatter, and Flare-Ups
 Came From Drippings That Puddled and Burned
On That Cheap Perforated Sheet Metal Rack With
A Few Sparsely Spaced, Ineffective "Drip" Holes.

I could barely restrain myself from shouting, "Eureka!!!"

Since the Old-Style Broiler Pan itself was The Problem, it was
easy to conclude that Common Roasting Pans are The Problem
because they are 
Improperly made of 'Good-Heat-Conducting' 
Metals like 
 Aluminum, Copper, Black Porcelain Steel, and
Clad Metals Which Quickly Get HOT And Burn the Drippings.

Those Eye-Opening Discoveries Led to My Invention of
The WaterBroiler® - WaterRoaster™ Pan in 1967.  
I Started Production in 1975.
My first ad was in Gourmet Magazine, October 1975.

Tens of Thousands of Smart Cooks Have Bought my Pan.
I Have Over 1000 Testimonials...I Never Paid A Cent For.

 

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You Can Now Broil and Grill*
Hamburgers, Steaks, Lamb Chops, and Salmon
UNDER YOUR EXISTING OVEN BROILER
  And Now Roast a Chicken, an 11 Pound 
Turkey,
 
A Prime Rib Roast, A Pork Loin,  A Beef Tenderloin,
A Boston Butt Roast, A Leg of Lamb, or Bake Half-a-Ham
IN YOUR EXISTING 350°F OVEN WITH
 No SmokeNo Splatter! No Flare-ups! No Scrubbing!
*Did You Catch that I Said, "You Can Now Broil and
Grill* Under Your Existing Oven Broiler?"
That Requires an Explanation.  Did You Know?
Broil, Broiled, Broiling, and Broiler are American Words
Mainly Used by Americans and Canadians who Call
The Upper Heating Element of an Oven, "The Broiler."
Broiling is Cooking by Direct Heat Under The Broiler.
The Rest of The English Speaking World Calls
The Upper Heating Element of an Oven, "The Grill."
Grilling is Cooking by Direct Heat Under The Grill.
In America, the Original meaning of 'Grilling,' was to
Cook on a Grill (a wire framework) Over an Open Fire.
The Meaning of 'Grill' in America has been Bastardized as a
marketing ploy to capitalize on the popularity of outdoor grills.
GF 'Grills' are NOT Grills. 'Grill' Pans are NOT Grills.
 They are S
moking, Splattering, Flaming, Frying Pans.
Counter-Hogging Smoke-less Grills are Weak Grills.
They Smoke and Produce Less Heat at 120 Volts than the
Intense Heat of a 240 Volt Electric or Gas Oven Broiler.
Intense Heat is Required to Get a Crust on Steaks.
 My WaterGrill™ Pan Will Instantly Transform
The Upper Heating Element of Your Oven into "THE GRILL."
Steaks Broiled (Grilled) UNDER Your Oven Broiler (The Grill)
 With No Smoke And No Burned Drippings will Taste
Much Better than Steaks Grilled Over An Open Flame! 
Charred (burned and blackened) Meat and Meat Drippings
Can 
Produce Carcinogenic Compounds and Acrid Smoke.
Smoke Does NOT Taste Good. That is a
marketing ploy by sellers of 'Grills' that SMOKE.
My Forkula® Tongs Invention Will Allow You to
Instantly Turn Food Broiled on Your WaterBroiler Pan
While The Pan is Still Under Your Oven Broiler!

No More Chasing Hamburgers with a Pancake Spatula! 

"It is a new experience to turn broiled food without
having to pull the pan out from under the broiler."

The Forkula® also Works Equally Well as a Stand-Alone BBQ Tool.

The Forkula® Makes the BBQ Tool Set of Kitchen Tools Obsolete! 

I'm turning a hamburger with the Forkula® on a Weber Grill below.

The Science Behind the Wonderful WaterBroiler-WaterRoaster Pan